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 Post subject: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:41 am 
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I swear to God I think of some fucked up shit throughout the course of a day. I need to start a blog just to archive these. Today is fucked up bathroom thought day apparently.

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Does anyone else ever see pubes on a toilet seat and just know they didn't come from someone's crotch because of shape, length, or color? And on top of that, do you ever wonder if people like that are self-conscious about their thinning ass and/or back hair?

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I realized that I don't necessarily care what I put my ass on but I'll shit standing upside down if my nuts dangle anywhere near that ceramic notch at the "top" of the horseshoe of the toilet seat. It is almost like touching something someone's ass was on is fine but anything that touched some dude's nutsack is just over-the-top queer.

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 1:37 pm 
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You need to quit the drugs man.


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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 1:49 pm 
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You should write a book.

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 1:57 pm 
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On #1: I don't usually ever see pubes on the toilet seat but I have seen them on the yernal (sp?) which caught me off guard at first.

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 2:15 pm 
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YourFather wrote:
On #1: I don't usually ever see pubes on the toilet seat but I have seen them on the yernal (sp?) which caught me off guard at first.

Did you use gogel to spell check that one?

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:03 pm 
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yernal = urinal!?

wow lol. and you are edumacated at won o' them collages too, arnt ewe?


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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:32 pm 
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How times have you written or seen "urinal" in your life? Probably enough to count on one hand. Hence why I put sp? next to it, so hop off my meat.

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:22 pm 
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YourFather wrote:
How times have you written or seen "urinal" in your life? Probably enough to count on one hand. Hence why I put sp? next to it, so hop off my meat.

Too bad Firefox didn't put a red squiggly underneath the... oh wait. (Mr. "why doesn't Firefox recognize donut")

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 6:53 am 
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Exactly. Mozilla needs to step up their game.

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:12 am 
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You missed my funny. Firefox told you it didn't know what the hell that word was.

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:29 am 
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I knew it was wrong but figured Firefox didn't know it like it doesn't know donut.

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